tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post4244709348052632881..comments2023-12-26T02:46:57.781+00:00Comments on Charlotte Stein: Self-Absorbed UpdatesCharlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13938045078503792108noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-71036721461440737122009-02-09T00:50:00.000+00:002009-02-09T00:50:00.000+00:00*grabs Jeremy*And Sefi! You're here again! And you...*grabs Jeremy*<BR/><BR/>And Sefi! You're here again! And you never criticise. You gently ruffle. You soothe with a soft brillo pad. My smut is both classy and dirty- yeah! <BR/><BR/>And I know I set my bar high and am hard on myself, etc. But I have to, because me is soft and needs to be kicked into shape. Look at me now, distracting myself with thoughts of that slasher novel I always wanted to write, instead of getting down to business!Charlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938045078503792108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-33910774806212688002009-02-05T19:28:00.000+00:002009-02-05T19:28:00.000+00:00I am not a proper author or owt but think CS shoul...I am not a proper author or owt but think CS should not get herself in a tizz. She probably doin' just fine. And your smut is both classy and dirty - the way many of us like it. Fear not, sweet one.<BR/><BR/>6000 words is more than one of my essays and then some. You set your bar high, lady. Not to criticise - as you know. But that is a tall order but if you can do it - fair enough.<BR/><BR/>Maurice Bendix thought he did brill with 500 words a day. But he was fucked-up ..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-58707564881725159192009-02-01T22:12:00.000+00:002009-02-01T22:12:00.000+00:00Alas, I cannot fathom the secrets of spontaneously...Alas, I cannot fathom the secrets of spontaneously generated paragraph spaces, either. (You can still grab me, though.)Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-11809940589574121142009-02-01T17:37:00.000+00:002009-02-01T17:37:00.000+00:00Aw no- you can has biscuit! I think I'm just a qui...Aw no- you can has biscuit! I think I'm just a quick writer of crap, that then has to be re-edited eight million times. And I only really get about three days a week where I'm hitting 3-6000. My record's 8345, and then I died. Not advisable. The next day my hand was twitching weirdly.<BR/><BR/>I play Solitaire in between, too. I've got that 42 games for my DS, and I play Solitaire, checkers, chess, mahjonng and darts. It's brill! Plus you can just put the DS in another room if it's distracting you too much.Charlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938045078503792108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-26291305902530025202009-02-01T11:31:00.000+00:002009-02-01T11:31:00.000+00:00A daily target of 3-6000 words leaves me gobsmacke...A daily target of 3-6000 words leaves me gobsmacked, Charlotte. I aim for 1000 and usually write about 1300. I mean, how else would I fit in all those games of Spider solitaire? <BR/>Bad, lazy Janine: you will have no biscuit today!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-89886800533557762052009-01-31T01:46:00.000+00:002009-01-31T01:46:00.000+00:00Is inter-paragraph spaces a techie thing, Jeremy? ...Is inter-paragraph spaces a techie thing, Jeremy? Justine, Justine! He has fire! He do fings with fire fings in magic word box! Grab him!<BR/><BR/>More sanely: thanks for the comforting. I will take that silver lining, and run with it. You have freed my extra paragraphs from their chains, and now they shall frolic in other things. Wherever a page long block of text lurks, those paragraphs shall swing to the rescue.Charlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938045078503792108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-46036791296202317672009-01-31T01:33:00.000+00:002009-01-31T01:33:00.000+00:00The silver lining is that all those extra spaces b...The silver lining is that all those extra spaces between paragraphs can be recycled: just plug them into your next story, and you don't have to take the trouble to write any new inter-paragraph spaces. Think of it as a head start on your next story!Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-29591446230125231452009-01-31T01:28:00.000+00:002009-01-31T01:28:00.000+00:00Hee hee- ha, take that! But he'll never report you...Hee hee- ha, take that! But he'll never report you for crimes against smut. Unless they've got a so hot it's illegal department. Your smut is smokin'. Mine is a vanilla blancmange made by a ninety year old great aunt. Covered in a doily. <BR/><BR/>Thank God it's not just me with the mad email paragraphing. How does that happen? Help us, techie people, help us! I actually sent an email to Adam and it came out all bloo-blin-blong, so I redid it and sent him another one titled "With Less Mad Formatting". <BR/><BR/>It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I'm "Charlotte Stein: Internet Moron" on his list of authors and what's right/wrong with them. At the top of the list are all the fabbo ones, and at the bottom there's us grebulons, who do divvy things like send him emails that are all just one five mile long line.<BR/><BR/>Not that he has a list like that, I'm sure. He's far too nice and bothered by important things. Curse you, neuroti-brain!Charlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938045078503792108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1330288412957477786.post-64117155519554289662009-01-30T21:12:00.000+00:002009-01-30T21:12:00.000+00:00Cocks in a lunchbox. That image will live with me...Cocks in a lunchbox. That image will live with me forever... I've got that 'Misbehaviour' panic going on too. Way back whenever, I pressed 'Send' thinking 'Ha! Take that!' and now I'm worried he's going to report me to the police for crimes against smut. And that paragraph thing happens to me ALL THE TIME. Why can't we submit handfuls of tear&blood-stained parchment any more?Sekrit Shoppahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02794426363469374854noreply@blogger.com