Oooh, even more phallic glllllrrrrrrrrrrrrr.*
I call this one "terrifyingly phallic".
Uh...his hat slipped?
Okay, I realise this is just getting silly, now.
No, brain. That was not your cue to post a giant picture of a hat penis.
*sigh* See what I have to put up with? And in the season of goodwill to all Mancandy! Merry Christmas, everyone!