Thank you for buying my books. Thank you for buying them in ebook format, in print format, in some format I've never heard of because it's a thousand years from now and you're downloading it direct to your brain with the latest reading device that I'm now going to dub "MindSuck".
Thank you for buying my book on Wednesdays, on Saturdays, on any day you like. Thank you for buying them ten or twenty or even a billion weeks from release, when MindSuck has been replaced by The Brain Devourer and everyone is more than likely a slave on the planet Amazon.Com.
Just thank you.
All my love,