Are you out there? Are you writing for the mysterious entity known as Mischief? Then come and say so we can all talk together. Mischiefers Unite! It's like the Thundercats, only with erotica writers. I hold aloft the sword of Thundera, and say the words:
Thunder, thunder, thundercats...HOOOOOO!
And then we all stop Mum-Ra from doing stuff, or whatever.