Can people not see Brandon Routh? Am I seeing something different to what everyone else is seeing? Is he secretly a goblin, or summat, and I'm seeing the handsome side while everyone else sees Ulgar the Unpleasant?
Because goddamn, he has no sites about him. Where are all the fangurls, wetting themselves and posting sixteen million icons of his head? He was Superman, for God's sake! He looks like he was carved out of handsome! He's not even handsome in that too handsome way that's offputting, like Brad Pitt!
I curse you, internetz. I curse you for not yielding Brandon Routh unto me! Go sit in the corner, internetz, and wear the dunce cap and cry about how much you like Johnny fucking Depp.