Kind Of Like A Log Flume

That's what a blog tour is, right?

Okay, so that's what I'm trying to do. I've got a release out on Monday, and I'd really, really like to get my knickers wet and feel kind of like I'm going to throw up, as I always do when I ride a ma- ride a log flume. Or in other words, I'd like to mess up other people's blogs, briefly.

So if you're out there, and you wouldn't mind hosting me on your blog for some day next week, just drop me a line! Post a comment on this blog, email me at charlotte_stein@hotmail.co.uk, whatever you want to do.

And if you don't want me sprawling all over you private space, that's totally ok too. I won't hold it against you. I just thought I'd ask, because I'm rubbish at promo but I like other people, and talking to other people on their blogs would be cool and not terrifying. Unless Evan Lysacek calls and wants me to post on his blog. Then it's totally terrifying.

Plus, I'll do anything you like! I can answer those burning, evol questions you've been dying to ask me, or I can do a little tap dance, or write you a poem. Or you know, be less like your own private dancing monkey, and more like someone with a small promo informational like those ads that come on late at night and go on forever and somehow you wind up watching them anyway, because my God, how DO all those stuffed animals fit into that tiny bag?

It's like magic. I could totally do magic on your blog, with stuffed animals.