Bearded, wears sultry red, is massive (probably all over), gives loads of pressies and has a fabulous bachelor pad, despite only working one day a year.
What more could a girl want? And especially when he's Tim Allen, as he is in the pic above. What? Tim Allen is kind of hot, in a nice Dad sort of way.
Plus Santa would be a total slut for you. You know he would be. Check out his catchphrase:
Ho ho ho!
What other interpretation of those words could there be? Unless he means that he'd like YOU to be his ho ho ho, in which case- right on, Santa. I'll be leaving more than milk and a mince pie under MY tree, for you.
Merry Christmas, Everybody!
Happy Christmas, Charlotte! May the new year be full of loveliness!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, check him out! He is hot! Must be all those chimneys he hangs out in.
ReplyDeleteMerry Chrimo! ;)
Merry Christmas, Janine! Same goes for you re: New Year, as always.
ReplyDeleteMerry Chrimo (Hee hee! Am idiot) Justine! Knew you'd see the hotness of Santa, immediatly. Especially when Santa is now Alexander Skarsgard dressed up, in my head. In just those big pants with the braces. And maybe a hat. But not on his head.
Hope you get lots of orsum pressies!