So in honour of this made up day, I'm going to have a Mancandy that no-one will actually see, because I'm just imagining that this day still exists. Makes perfect sense, right? What better time to talk about a penis, than when I'm not going to get caught doing it?
Though in one sense, I do want people to catch me. Ewan McGregor's Penis, the actual star of the majority of his films, deserves recognition.
Here it is, in action in the otherwise largely bad Star Wars prequels:
Also check out his Obi-Wan hair. And Obi-Wan's repressed insane lusts, via the medium of him.
And then there's this:
Because this is what I really like about Ewan McGregor, his perfect, amazing, has its own trailer cock aside: the fact that he can one hundred percent convincingly play the ultimate Beta Man, without seeming like a pathetic wimp. In fact, he never seems like anything but a virile, sensuous, lusty sort of fellow.
Probably because of the humongous cock.