Monday, January 4, 2010

Mancandy Monday: James Cameron

Shut up, all right. He's hot. He made Aliens, for God's sake! And yes, I know he also made Titanic. I know he did. But he made Terminator, as well, so I forgive him! I would forgive him anything, for Terminator and Aliens- two of the greatest movies of all time. If he had then masturbated in a paddling pool filled with play-doh for the rest of eternity, I would have forgiven him. Because he's James Cameron and he made Sarah Connor.

And yes, I know he seems really arrogant and like Hitler. But if Hitler had done that bit where the aliens are actually in the ceiling and they just don't know it, history might have judged him a little more kindly.

Though probably not. But even so- that bit is orsum! So James Cameron is this week's Mancandy. Especially as he's totally still got it. That man can tell a story, even when he's busy also fiddling with 3D doo-dads and fizzbongs and what-not.

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  2. "If he had then masturbated in a paddling pool filled with play-doh"

    Heheh. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

    Also: I don't know nothin' 'bout mancrushes ... but I have to admit I'm a little disappointed that you didn't talk about the sweater tied around the gentleman's waist. You can shoot me right down on this, but I would have thought "ass sweaters" would be right in your mancrushing line! : )

  3. OMG ass sweaters! Why did I not see this before?? Thank you for drawing this important issue to my attention. Now it goes: Sweater-vest, ass-sweater, sweater-tossed-jauntily-over-shoulders.

  4. "Thank you for drawing this important issue to my attention."

    : ) At your service!


    Haha--you mean where the sweater arms hang down the front, as if the sweater has had too much to drink and is being escorted home to bed?