Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Kind Of Like A Log Flume

That's what a blog tour is, right?

Okay, so that's what I'm trying to do. I've got a release out on Monday, and I'd really, really like to get my knickers wet and feel kind of like I'm going to throw up, as I always do when I ride a ma- ride a log flume. Or in other words, I'd like to mess up other people's blogs, briefly.

So if you're out there, and you wouldn't mind hosting me on your blog for some day next week, just drop me a line! Post a comment on this blog, email me at, whatever you want to do.

And if you don't want me sprawling all over you private space, that's totally ok too. I won't hold it against you. I just thought I'd ask, because I'm rubbish at promo but I like other people, and talking to other people on their blogs would be cool and not terrifying. Unless Evan Lysacek calls and wants me to post on his blog. Then it's totally terrifying.

Plus, I'll do anything you like! I can answer those burning, evol questions you've been dying to ask me, or I can do a little tap dance, or write you a poem. Or you know, be less like your own private dancing monkey, and more like someone with a small promo informational like those ads that come on late at night and go on forever and somehow you wind up watching them anyway, because my God, how DO all those stuffed animals fit into that tiny bag?

It's like magic. I could totally do magic on your blog, with stuffed animals.


  1. Hello,
    You are welcomed on my blog. I offer exchanging links as well. I would be glad to have the link of your blog on mine.

  2. Hey Sexy Girl Natural Nude,

    Thank you for your interest in my blog, and all its contents that are clearly not suggestive of my liking for nude girls. Unfortunately at this time I cannot see how an exchange of links would be of benefit to either of us. If you were a sexy guy natural nude, who maybe looked liked Evan Lysacek or Bradley Cooper, things could have turned out very differently for us.

    But sadly, that's not the case.

    I wish you good luck in all your future endeavours,